Location: a path running between two playing fields near my house
Evidence: an upturned wheelie bin
The Mystery: how the hell did it get there? The nearest place it could have come from is at least 500 metres away, which means someone must have taken the effort to wheel a heavy metal bin a considerable distance over a rough path. Just to tip it over.
There must be more to this than meets the eye... I afraid it's the foxes. They're getting organised.
Never underestimate the power of the wild animal when pitted against the forces of mankind! Did you not see the fox that got to the top of the Shard? R XX
ReplyDeleteWhat is the latest in bin drama with possible fox suspects? Don't keep us in suspense!
ReplyDeleteUpdate: I investigated the scene of the crime again today, and all evidence has now totally disappeared. It's as if it never happened. I suspect the foxes have taken the bin for purposes unknown.
ReplyDeleteAccording to my sources the fox found at the top of the Shard has been implicated, but he's since gone to ground.